The Singapore property market has reached a psychotic new peak as Sinkies fight to buy flats overlooking local columbariums.

Real estate agents are rebranding "cursed feng shui" as "the ultimate silence package" for buyers sick of screaming toddlers.

Analysts confirm that urn-facing units now command a premium because ghosts are statistically less likely to blast K-pop at midnight.

"Wah, really worth it lah," said one new homeowner, Mr. Lim.

"Last time my neighbour upstairs always dragging furniture, but now my neighbours all inside urn, so quiet I can hear my own hair grow."

Government officials are reportedly considering tax incentives for citizens willing to share a balcony with ten thousand ancestors.

"The view is very peaceful, plus got free incense smell every weekend," another resident added.

"If they start knocking on my door, at least they not asking to borrow money or complain about my karaoke."