A group of local visionaries in Jurong West has officially declared war on the concept of basic survival by pedalling directly into the path of oncoming heavy vehicles.

These young pioneers have successfully identified as "indestructible" while treating the middle of a dual carriageway like a private playground.

Experts suggest that forgoing helmets is a bold tactical decision intended to maximise the splatter radius of their untapped potential.

“Wah lau, they think they got nine lives ah?” remarked a horrified delivery rider.

“No helmet, no brain, no problem lah, just wait for the LTA to give them free ride to hospital.”

Authorities are reportedly impressed by the youths' commitment to the "Live Fast, Die Messy" lifestyle currently trending in the West.