Singapore is bracing for a nationwide psychiatric emergency as the K-pop titans prepare to live stream their 2026 reunion on Netflix.

Following recent network outages that crippled the island, local authorities are worried that a single spinning loading icon will trigger a total civil uprising.

“If the video lag during the lead singer's high note, I swear I will throw my router at the monitor,” sobbed one local fan clutching a $200 lightstick.

Experts suggest that the collective screaming of the fanatical population will likely be heard from the moon, easily surpassing the decibels of an F1 race.

Another fan added: “Siao liao, if the internet die again during the concert, I confirm plus chop go jail for burning down the telco HQ.”

The government has allegedly placed riot police on standby at every internet exchange point to prevent fans from self-combusting in 4K resolution.