
Sinkies Reminded Their Digital District Is Built On Pig Shit
The National Heritage Board has unveiled an exhibit reminding Punggol residents that their high-tech lifestyle is built upon decades of fermented pig excrement.
The project features intricate paper dioramas of animal waste, ensuring the childhood trauma of being the "smelly kid" at school is archived for eternity.
Authorities are also offering papier-mache stools to any citizen willing to trade 300 hours of their finite life for a lumpy piece of "heritage" art.
βLast time the smell so hiong we almost peng san, now you want me to wear VR goggles for what? Siao liao,β remarked one local retiree.
Experts believe that by romanticising literal manure, the government hopes Singaporeans will finally stop complaining about the cost of living.
This satire is based on a real news story.
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