Local hikers have once again demonstrated that a "Prohibited Area" sign is actually an invitation for anyone with a mid-life crisis and designer boots.

The group ignored the official closure of Mount Dukono, proving that Singaporeans believe Indonesian lava obeys the same strict regulations as the SPF and will wait for a green man before flowing.

As the volcano sent a 10km ash cloud into the sky, survivors reportedly complained that the "outdoor experience" was significantly more soot-heavy than the Instagram ad promised.

Rescuers are currently scanning the ash for any remains, or at least a functional Garmin watch that can be resold on Carousell to cover the operation costs.

Experts suggest the most effective way to prevent future tragedies is to install ERP gantries that charge a $50 "Lava Entry Fee" to deter Sinkies.