The South Korean host, famous for his DUI record and a stage name that sounds like a faulty doorbell, is now taking legal action against the very fans who witnessed him scalping a woman on live television.

Apparently, the entertainer became "visibly enraged" when a female colleague mentioned his prison time, prompting him to perform a manual hair-density test on her skull for several seconds.

Local Hallyu fanatic, Madam Lim, expressed her utter confusion at the subsequent legal threats.

"Liddat also can ah? He ownself pull hair like siao lang on camera, then now want to sue us for looking? My eye also got PTSD from his ugly face lah!"

The host claimed he only assaulted the girl because he "thought of his kids," a heartwarming parenting sentiment usually reserved for domestic battery.

He is now demanding that all footage be censored, presumably so his dignity looks as blurry as his criminal record.