The Singapore government has unveiled a visionary plan to reclaim the entire Indian Ocean to ensure HDB prices finally plateau.

Ministry officials confirmed that the ultimate goal is to pour enough sand into the sea until Indonesia physically becomes a giant carpark for Sentosa Cove.

"Liddat very shiok, we just keep dumping sand until we can take Bus 190 to Perth for holiday," remarked local resident, Lim Beh.

While environmentalists worry about the total annihilation of marine ecosystems, the government maintains that coral reefs are simply "unproductive squatters" who refuse to pay property tax.

The strategy is simple: if the sea levels rise, Singapore will simply dump more concrete until the ocean surrenders and becomes a 99-year leasehold playground.

"Fish don't contribute to CPF, so why they deserve so much space?" asked a property agent while scouting the newly dried seabed.