In a shocking blow to Singapore’s underground "Vaporwave Entrepreneur" community, authorities have dismantled a business empire built entirely on illegal fruit-flavoured air.

Five individuals were apprehended after police discovered that selling etomidate-laced mist to stressed-out youths is a more viable career path than any legitimate office job.

Officers seized a Ferrari and several luxury watches, proving that while vaping might liquidise your lungs, it does absolute wonders for your personal net worth.

"Wah lau, I thought the fella was high-flying crypto king, but actually just delivery man for strawberry smoke," remarked one bewildered witness.

The suspects are now trading their Italian supercars for government-issued cells, which unfortunately do not come with a USB-C charging port or a mango-scented atmosphere.