Singapore’s corporate overlords have unveiled a revolutionary new currency for the modern age: "Good Vibes and Prestige."

A career consultant recently advised office drones that if their workload doubles while their salary stays flat, they should simply negotiate for a "title change."

This allows employees to die of exhaustion while feeling intellectually superior as a "Senior Regional Synergy Architect" instead of a "Struggling Peon."

"Boss say no money for raise, but can call me 'Chief Happiness Ninja' for doing four people's job," said one local clerk.

"I tell him my stomach cannot eat 'Happiness', then he say I not 'entrepreneurial' enough, siao liao!"

Experts insist that blatant wage theft is actually a "triple win" for your LinkedIn profile.