Amos Yee has finally achieved his lifelong dream of being a government-subsidized freeloader without doing a single day of National Service.

Spotted looking like a pale, undercooked kway teow strand at a local charity hall, the world’s most annoying edgelord was seen inhaling free vegetables with his mother.

“Wah lau, so thin, like he only eats internet clout and jailhouse shame,” noted one kaypoh Stomper who was too busy taking creepy stalker photos to finish their own meal.

After being deported for being too much of a creep even for the Americans, Amos is back to his natural habitat: living off his mother’s $10,000 bail money.

If the fucker gets any thinner, he might actually slide right through the prison bars next time.