Local hero "J" has successfully defended the territorial integrity of Faber Walk after spotting a man committing the capital crime of inhaling nicotine near a roof.

Armed with a smartphone and a soul withered by years of corporate obedience, J spent six minutes recording the man instead of simply moving away like a normal human being.

The billowing smoke, which J described as a biological attack, reportedly drifted toward the bus stop, causing immediate psychological trauma to a bystander who was probably just checking 4D results.

"I was absolutely livid," J said, while furiously uploading the footage to Stomp in hopes of seeing a $200 fine ruin someone's week.

"The wind was clearly in on it, blowing the poison directly into the lungs of the righteous."

NEA officers have praised the footage, noting that Singapore’s surveillance state is only truly effective when fueled by the petty spite of citizens who have nothing better to do.

The smoker now faces a $1,000 fine, a small price to pay for providing J with the solitary rush of dopamine they’ve felt since the last time they complained about a neighbor's laundry.