With the Strait of Hormuz tighter than a virgin’s asshole, Singaporean drivers are officially losing their collective shit.

Petrol prices have soared so high that even the rich pricks in Sentosa Cove are considering selling their kidneys for a quarter tank of 98.

The Gahmen’s brilliant solution to the global fuel crisis is simple: stop being a lazy fuck and start using your legs.

The Minister for Transport suggested that if you really need to go somewhere, you should just fucking walk or hitch a ride on a wild boar.

Donald Trump is screaming at the Middle East, but Sinkies are more worried about how to flex their Mercedes without any juice.

The harvest is failing, the oil is gone, and honestly, we all deserve to rot.