Gardens by the Bay has announced a revolutionary "Nature 2.0" upgrade to ensure the environment remains perfectly sterile.

The iconic Supertrees will now feature heat-seeking missiles to target any bird that dares to defecate on the pristine walkways.

"Wah, finally the floor clean sia, no more bird poop on my designer shoes," said local resident Mavis Tan.

Management confirmed that any dragonfly failing to maintain a government-mandated 45-degree flight path will be met with immediate lethal force.

The Flower Dome will also be purged of all oxygen to prevent pesky insects from surviving more than three seconds.

"That otter think he very big shot ah? One laser blast and he become BBQ liao," remarked park ranger Ah Seng.

This initiative ensures that nature in Singapore remains exactly how citizens like it: plastic, expensive, and completely dead.