The Singapore University of Technology and Design has unveiled a revolutionary curriculum replacing traditional exams with a mandatory hackathon to fix the students' non-existent social lives.

Under the new "Extreme Design Thinking" initiative, undergraduates are forbidden from using textbooks and must instead derive all physics principles from intense meditation on corrugated cardboard.

University officials claim this "interdisciplinary approach" allows graduates to 3D-print their own validation since the current job market values their skills at the price of a clogged printer nozzle.

"Wah lau, my project is one AI-powered broom that don't even sweep," complained third-year student, Tan Boy, while soldering his breakfast to a Raspberry Pi.

"Prof say must be 'disruptive', so now I just disrupt my own sleep cycle until I start seeing mythical creatures in the lab, sibeh sian man."

The administration remains confident that by 2030, SUTD will produce the world’s leading experts in building structures that look futuristic but collapse if a toddler sneezes.