A tanker wheel spontaneously combusted in Woodlands because even heavy machinery finds being in the North fucking unbearable.

Commuters were reportedly less concerned about a potential chemical explosion and more pissed that Bus 960 was ruining their morning KPI.

Stomper Raihana was forced to use her legs to climb an overhead bridge, a traumatic experience usually reserved for the poor.

From her vantage point, she captured the SCDF doing their jobs while thousands of office drones calculated how much MC they could claim for "smoke inhalation."

Authorities confirmed the fire was extinguished, though the burning resentment of being stuck in a jam remains at an all-time high.

Investigators suspect the wheel simply gave up on life after realizing it was headed toward Kranji.