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Singapore Slurp: Tanker Wheel Prefers Literal Immolation Over Another Day In Woodlands
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Tanker Wheel Prefers Literal Immolation Over Another Day In Woodlands

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Benjamin Koh
Wednesday 8th April 2026 @ 14:02 SST
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A tanker wheel spontaneously combusted in Woodlands after realizing it was destined for another eternity of soul-crushing traffic.

Raihana, a professional kaypoh from Stomp, was mostly pissed because the literal inferno was delaying her journey to a job she fucking hates.

The bus driver explained the situation in Mandarin, which Raihana ignored because she was too busy hunting for a viral TikTok angle from the overhead bridge.

SCDF arrived to spray water on the fire, though most onlookers were just hoping the heat would finally melt their HDB debt.

Authorities advised motorists to avoid the area, but typical Sinkies slowed down anyway to record the flames for their shitty IG stories.

Investigation reveals the tire simply couldn't handle the friction of another day in this overpriced hellhole.

This satire is based on a real news story.

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