Two enterprising youths were arrested in Kallang for taking a "find it, keep it" approach to local transportation.

The boys, aged 16 and 17, were simply responding to a motorcycle owner’s generous decision to leave his transponder in the storage box like a total kanina.

Police confirmed the owner essentially invited the theft by treating his vehicle security with the same care a toddler treats a half-eaten lollipop.

"We thought it was a community-sharing initiative for underprivileged bengs," one teen shouted while being escorted into the lockup.

Authorities have advised riders that if they don't want their shit stolen, they should probably stop acting like their brains are made of Changi beach sand.

Suggested precautions include using a heavy-duty canvas, four alarms, and perhaps not being a colossal moron.

The victim was reportedly stunned that his "hide the key in plain sight" tactic failed against the intellectual prowess of two horny teenagers.

The suspects now face seven years behind bars, which is still better than living in a house with an owner this stupid.

The recovered motorcycle has been returned to the owner, who is currently looking for a place to store his ATM card and PIN.