Singapore’s culinary scene has reached a new peak of intellectual brilliance as three thousand citizens queued overnight for a "Vaporised Laksa" experience.

The trend, sparked by a TikToker with three brain cells and a ring light, involves inhaling expensive scented steam for $45.

Participants were seen weeping with joy while holding their empty glass jars against the sunset for the perfect Instagram story.

"Siao eh, I wait five hours just to suck one breath only, but the lighting there damn steady for my IG feed lah," said 21-year-old influencer, Crystal Teo.

Authorities are considering replacing the national anthem with the sound of a camera shutter to better reflect the country's actual values.

"I never even taste the food also nevermind, most important is my followers think I am high SES, can already," noted another queue-dweller.

Health officials have confirmed that starvation is a small price to pay for three hundred likes from strangers who secretly hate you.