The Traffic Police revealed that 67,000 violations were caught by new cameras during a trial where no fines were actually issued.

Government bean-counters are reportedly blue-balled over the lost revenue that could have bought three more useless statues.

"It’s like watching a jackpot machine hit the 777 for 11 months but you forgot to put in the coin," one official said while weeping.

From illegal U-turns to crossing double white lines, Sinkie drivers have officially proven they are illiterate fucks.

The authorities are now considering a ‘Turbo-Fine’ mode to automatically drain your bank account for being a blur cock.

Honestly, if you’re one of the 67,000, you’re the reason why we can’t have nice things.