The Singapore Police Force has successfully neutralised a dangerous cell of aesthetic terrorists found guilty of making Ghim Moh interesting after 11pm.

A 33-year-old man, a 25-year-old, and a teenager who has effectively nuked his own university applications were apprehended for the heinous crime of illuminating a depressing multi-storey car park.

Residents reported hearing “spontaneous joy,” a sound so foreign to the quiet HDB estate that many elderly neighbours mistook it for a full-scale Malaysian invasion.

“I thought the world ending, but then I see got lights, and no permit also cannot happy one, later we all die how,” said 68-year-old resident Uncle Teck.

Authorities reminded the public that unauthorised happiness is a high-level security threat punishable by a $50,000 fine and immediate social ostracisation.