Donald Trump has deleted an AI-generated image of himself after realizing the world isn’t quite ready for a doctor who thinks the liver is a type of golf club.

The image, which showed Trump with glowing hands touching a patient, was reportedly intended to show him as a world-class physician rather than a man having a massive stroke.

“Lim peh is a healer, the best healer, people come to me with problems and I fix them with my massive, beautiful hands,” Trump told reporters while looking at a stethoscope like it was a piece of alien technology.

Singaporean netizens were quick to point out that the glow coming from Trump’s palms looked less like a miracle and more like he just finished eating a box of neon crayons.

One uncle at a Toa Payoh hawker center noted that Trump looks like the kind of sinseh who would try to cure your fever by shouting at your bank balance until it cried.

The general consensus online is that the primary procedure Trump is qualified for is a personality transplant, though finding a match would be a scientific impossibility.

“Kanina, this siao lang really thinks he is a medical marvel when he actually looks like a radioactive orange that grew a suit,” remarked one TikTok user who immediately blocked the account.

Trump’s claim that he “makes people better” has been debunked by the millions of people who feel a sudden, crushing headache whenever he opens his mouth to speak.

The image also featured eagles and fighter jets, suggesting that Trump’s version of a medical check-up includes a high-altitude bombing run on your pre-existing conditions.

Some observers suggested the AI was simply malfunctioning and tried to merge a picture of a man with a picture of a high-powered microwave, resulting in the glowing mess we saw.

Trump eventually took the post down after his lawyers reminded him that promising to heal people with your hands is a great way to get sued for sexual harassment in forty-eight states.

The former President reportedly spent the rest of the afternoon in the Oval Office trying to see if he could make his own reflection stop laughing at him by sheer force of will.

Locals have suggested that if Trump really wanted to help the sick, he should start by staying very far away from any hospital that actually values human life or basic hygiene.

Ultimately, the image serves as a reminder that the line between a “genius doctor” and a “delusional lan jiao” is mostly just a matter of how much spray tan you can afford.