Donald Trump has warned Iran that if they miss his deadline, he will decimate their infrastructure faster than a local SME boss cancels your approved leave.

The Orange King promised to turn their power grids into a fireworks display that would make the NDP look like a budget funeral at a void deck.

"They can be taken out in one night," Trump barked, treating a sovereign nation like a Tinder date that refused to split the bill at Haidilao.

Sinkies are mostly fucking annoyed because petrol prices are soaring, making Grab rides cost more than a budget flight to Bangkok.

If Iran gets "taken out," we only care if the oil flows faster than a kiasu auntie at a free buffet.