Trump’s threat to delete Iran by Tuesday has kiasu Sinkies checking if their Shopee delivery is routed through the Middle East.

While Japan and Korea get bitched at for being pussies, MINDEF is reportedly sending two PES C recruits and SAF cookhouse curry to help.

“I don't care about demolition, I just want to know if petrol prices will make my fucking Grab more expensive,” said one Yishun resident.

MFA issued a reminder that we remain neutral, mostly because we only know how to complain about heat and overpriced cai fan.

Honestly, a four-hour demolition sounds more efficient than any BTO project we’ve seen in the last decade.