The ‘Supreme Scholar Syndicate’ has launched a new branding campaign featuring high-definition photos of weeping toddlers who failed to grasp advanced calculus.

This aggressive pivot aims to monetise the paralyzing fear that your offspring might eventually work a blue-collar job.

New advertisements prominently feature the slogan: "If They Aren't Crying, They Aren't Studying."

"We wanted a brand that screams ‘academic trauma’ rather than ‘holistic growth’," explained lead strategist Marcus Teo.

Local parent Mdm Tan expressed her approval, saying, "The branding very powerful sia, my girl see the poster only straight away go do ten-year series."

The centre now offers a "Success Or Exile" package where students are publicly shamed on TikTok for every mark lost.

"Standard must be high one, if not next time she go sell tissue paper I tell you," Mdm Tan added.