Singaporeans are reportedly throbbing with anticipation for the 2027 release of The Koreans, a spy thriller starring Lee Byung-hun.

The plot involves North Korean spies pretending to be an “unremarkable middle-class family,” a lifestyle that local office workers describe as “absolute goals.”

“Wah lau, even undercover sleeper agents got more personality than my JC friends,” noted one local, who has spent the last decade staring at a spreadsheet until his retinas detached.

“They pretend to be boring as a cover story, but I am fucking boring for free,” he added.

While the characters face constant fear of execution, Sinkies claim being a hunted double agent is still “less stressful” than a performance review with a local SME boss.