The University of Indonesia has finally modernised its Law curriculum by replacing boring Tort exams with a live public shaming event.

Sixteen law students were hauled onto a stage like low-tier influencers caught promoting a rug-pull crypto scam, all because their group chat was more toxic than the Pasir Gudang chemical spill.

Apparently, these future lawyers spent more time treating the concept of ‘consent’ as a light suggestion rather than a legal requirement.

One student complained that the suspension is ‘harsh,’ but let’s be real—it’s just a six-week holiday to find a more secure messaging app that doesn't save metadata.

“Walao, I thought Law Faculty was for learning how to sue people, not how to get pwned on TikTok,” said one auntie watching the livestream.

The university’s ‘Sexual Violence Task Force’ is now busier than a Sim Lim Square scammer, verifying if the students’ jokes were actually hilarious or just standard legal sociopathy.

The shaming ceremony was a total hit, proving that if you can't teach horny boys to respect women, you can at least teach them to fear being seen in public without a paper bag over their heads.

The university claims this move is about ‘justice,’ but we all know it’s just a warning for the other students to clear their Telegram cache before the Mata comes knocking.