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Singapore Slurp: Unregistered Tyre On PIE Still Better At Lane Changing Than BMW Drivers
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Unregistered Tyre On PIE Still Better At Lane Changing Than BMW Drivers

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Eugene Tay
Monday 23rd March 2026 @ 16:09 SST
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A 200kg truck tyre has been hailed as a local legend after successfully navigating three lanes of the PIE without a single blinker.

The rogue rubber dislodged itself near Balestier Road, apparently deciding that a life of servitude under a logistics SME was no longer for it.

Eyewitnesses noted that the tyre displayed significantly more spatial awareness and road etiquette than the black BMW it narrowly avoided.

β€œEh, first time I see something on PIE move so smooth without high-beam people,” remarked one driver who was busy tailgating an ambulance at the time.

LTA is currently tracking the tyre’s whereabouts to issue a summons for illegal lane splitting and failure to display a valid road tax disc.

The tyre remains at large, presumably seeking asylum in a more affordable industrial estate.

This satire is based on a real news story.

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