A 46-year-old woman in Chai Chee has been praised for her legendary commitment to social distancing after her body was found in her flat several days after she stopped breathing.

The grim discovery was only made because a local charity volunteer realized it was physically impossible for a living Singaporean to leave a free plastic bag of food hanging on a gate for more than six hours.

“Normally, if you hang anything for free on an HDB gate, it’s snatched up faster than a limited-edition Hello Kitty toy,” the volunteer said while adjusting his mask to block the scent of advanced decomposition.

“When I saw the second lunch box still hanging there, I knew one of two things had happened: either the lady was dead, or the cai fan we delivered was so fucking bad that even a starving person wouldn't touch it.”

Neighbors, who had successfully mastered the national pastime of ‘Mind Your Own Fucking Business,’ noted that they hadn't seen the woman in years and were quite happy with the arrangement.

“She was the perfect neighbor, really,” said one resident from three doors down who refused to look up from his phone.

“She didn't ask to borrow salt, she didn't have screaming kids, and her rotting corpse didn't even start smelling until the humidity hit 90 percent, which is very considerate of her.”

Police arrived at the scene to find a Personal Mobility Aid parked outside, confirming that the woman had finally achieved the ultimate mobility of leaving her physical vessel entirely.

Two ‘Fu’ prosperity couplets were still pasted on the door, proving that while the stickers failed to bring her long life, they successfully ensured that no one would bother her until she reached a liquid state.

Authorities have ruled out foul play, noting that dying alone in a concrete box while neighbors watch Netflix is considered a standard middle-class outcome in the modern city-state.

The charity has since announced it will monitor future deliveries more closely, as wasting a perfectly good packet of stir-fried cabbage is the true tragedy in this situation.