Forget boring-ass Monopoly; one trailblazing Malaysian family has discovered that the secret to domestic bliss is a shared glass pipe and industrial chemicals.

While your lame parents nag you about BTO applications and saving money, these legends turned their home into a chemical wonderland to show their son what true “family values” look like.

The son, a truly filial CB, admitted he started smoking meth with his kakis just to keep the family legacy of being absolute fuck-ups alive.

“This is our life,” the boy declared, presumably while scratching his skin off and preparing for a sparkling career in a remand center.

It’s genuinely heartwarming to see a household so united in their mission to get absolutely wrecked.