Woodlands North MRT has officially been declared a sovereign wasteland where Singaporean laws go to die and the Ringgit is actually worth something.

Under the new RTS Link Bill, the station platform is now a magical portal where you can chew gum and vape until your lungs collapse without a single mata breathing down your neck.

Malaysian officers will patrol the zone to remind commuters that they are technically in a land where traffic lights are mere suggestions and basic infrastructure is a myth.

Authorities confirm that while Malaysian preclearance officers can’t arrest you, they are legally allowed to laugh at your pathetic four-dollar caifan.

Desperate Singaporeans are already camping at the station to experience the thrill of being in a country that doesn't fine you for existing.