The Workers’ Party disciplinary committee has finally finished investigating their own boss, Pritam Singh, for having a bit of a "creative memory" in Parliament.

The panel, comprising his own subordinates who definitely don’t want to be fired, spent months carefully deciding if Pritam is a liar or just a tactical genius.

Jamus Lim reportedly used eighteen-syllable words to conclude that Pritam’s only crime was being "too alpha" for the PAP to handle.

The final report, which is mostly just sketches of hammers and middle fingers, recommends that Pritam be punished with a $10 Grab voucher.

"We investigated ourselves and decided we’re fucking awesome," whispered a source.

Cadre members have been told to shut up and keep wearing blue.